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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 7, 2024
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Aidan Kelly

Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!
Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"

Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
by nautisavage December 18, 2024
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Kelly's Law of Committees

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
A counter to the older, pro-teamwork adage "None of us are as smart as all of us."
Speaks to the risk of lower-level workers' input being useless if upper management gives its own opinion first, due to the tendency of workers to fall in line once the position of the leader (who could fire them for dissent) is known.
The wording above was written on a wall at NASA's Houston complex after the Challenger disaster, as reported by astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Although the concept has long been known of, once it took the form of an aphorism, it acquired a viral quality.
Niels Bohr and son Aage asked low-level engineer Richard Feynman their questions before asking higher-ups like Oppenheimer, partly to avoid taking up important administrators' time, but also to avoid Kelly's law of committees. Asking the higher-ups first, with lower-level workers present, would have a chilling effect on the latter's offering their own ideas and concerns.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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I love Kelly Willy

Something you say to a homie that has a hot mom fr ong
by ilovekellywillyfrong January 6, 2025
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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nancy kelly

a math teacher that is nice and is smart she is perfect
by may kelly October 23, 2019
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Lucas Kelly

At first, Lucas can be a bit shy or awkward, but once you start to talk to him, he is so fun and incredibly HILARIOUS! It is practically impossible to get in a fight with him, as he is so kind and forgiving. He is so chill and could talk to anyone. He is kinda hot but most people thinks he is a bit zesty because he talks to both boys and girls, which, for some reason, people think is weird. When Lucas gets called zesty or gay, he makes it look like he’s fine and laughs, but inside, it’s the worst thing someone can say to him.

Inside he can be quite sensitive and insecure, but he doesn’t show anyone else, scared that he will affect others. He is thoughtful, clever and confident (sometimes). The only thing he wants is for all of his friends to be happy.
Everyone needs a Lucas Kelly in their life, mix of fun, kindness and chill.
by PersonWhoDoesRandomPeople June 21, 2025
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