Sticky Keys

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after

You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use

by Google Buddies November 10, 2021

"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 08, 2020

cut keys

To move in and live together with someone.

"Hey Marion already asked me to cut keys with her but it only been 2 weeks."

"Man she tripping..."

by Am Twan December 14, 2022

Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 24, 2019

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 09, 2023

Tab key

Da key at da middle-left of your keyboard dat causes your computer tower to dispense a can of sugar-free soft drink when you hit said key.

Since Tab cola is no longer available in most stores, your computer's Tab key is often da only way besides mail-order to get some of said precious commodity.

by QuacksO December 20, 2020

home keys

The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;

"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"

by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024