July 2nd

The day disappointments were born.
July 2nd, the day your parents Regretted

Yo You were born on July 2nd yo disappointment!!!

by LilCum October 17, 2019

Fourth of July

A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.

Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July!

by Miss Kittie July 5, 2008

Turkish Julie

A specific type of hardcore sexual activity common in Turkish culture.

Ahhh man!! I can't believe that Ryan got a Turkish Julie last night! What a lad!

by willywanka99 August 7, 2016

July 31

Nico mawini's birthday, happy bday makina!!

+Dude, do you know what day it is?
-Yeah, july 31, why?
+ Its mawini's bday man
-Loool thats awesome, lets celebrate

by Ferrosa July 30, 2019

July 25

Is the day were you ask your crush for there number and say chao. July 25 is also known for Leo's♌. Warning watch out and be aware of how they treat you and look at you. July 25 is also good looking people day and ALL the other girls envy you💟 because your not a plastic 👡💄Barbie doll like them🙈💫.

Joe: What day is it today?
Bel: It's a Day!?
(It's my freaking birthday stupid give me my gift!. ITS JULY 25)
Joe: alright then. Bye.
Bel:☻🙃😈

by By: Bellruby Lopez☻ November 8, 2019

July 1

The day when you'll get a spontaneous bukake.

Oh shit, it's July 1st. Hopefully this bukake is more enjoyable then last year.

by LekkereFrikandel October 15, 2019

july 27th

oh what a shame it would be if on this day in 2020 donald trump is reported on twitter at 4pm // (9pm uk )

oh its july 27th you know what that means

by anononononononoononoymous July 8, 2020