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life juice

Semen... the liquid used to attempt to fertilize the egg of a woman or mammal.
Tiger Woods ruined his career by spreading his life juice around to people other than his wife.
by Subtle Teen February 7, 2010
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Prem juice

The man juice that seaps out of an asshole after another ejaculates into an asshole.
"Dude, did you save our prem juice?"
- "Yeah! I'm saving it for my toast in the morning!"
by beckyiscoooool October 20, 2010
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Titty Juice

The man was very thirsty, so he drank some of his wife's titty juice.
by Carl1 June 4, 2015
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man juice

an exotic beverage that a man makes after he jerks himself stupid into a cup (the cup comes with a mini umbrella)
would you like a drink of man juice with that
by Bad Habit April 23, 2006
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Jiny Juice

Vaginal Leakage, usually in large quantities, omitted during Fingering or Sexual Intercourse.
Girl: "Hey, don't wipe your finger on me! It has my jiny juice on it."
by Coin Slot March 23, 2010
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Juice County

Juice County is a hip way of saying Orange county
Aye dog im from that bumpin ass juice county
by Jawzer January 12, 2019
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Deuce and Juice

The act of taking a shit, putting down the toilet lid, then jerking off on said toilet lid.
Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”

Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”
by Yoizai July 25, 2018
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