Knob Jockey

Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.

"Wow, that customer just spat at me!"
"Shit...what a knob jockey!"

by atlasman831 October 21, 2009

jockey

british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".

'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?

by David Gustafson October 14, 2003

joker's card

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.

So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

The Joker

When you are fingering a woman on her period and she appears to become disinterested or bored with it you pull out your fingers wipe them on the corners of her mouth while simultaneously exclaiming, "why so serious?".

I was fingering my girlfriend and she looked bored with it so i gave her the joker to try and cheer her up

by B raz July 1, 2009

cock jockey

A insult aimed at men who act gay or queerish. Inferring that they like to ride another man's penis like a jockey on a horse. Can also be applied to a woman who is a slut.

Jim you are such a cock jockey, never wear rainbows again.

by J Masta88 August 28, 2006

Broadcast jockey

A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.

Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.

"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."

Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!

by dixiescotch November 9, 2010

Knob Jockey

When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.

Steven the rabbit in bo selecta rides every other rabbit on the go.

by Iain Shortreed December 7, 2003