jacob vinkle

A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox

Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks

by dad were are u January 22, 2021

Jacob rumble

A guy that usually like to go for ginge minge, he is respectful and considerate but sometimes very mean in the bed,

I’m not a Jacob rumble

by MC Hetting January 16, 2019

Jacob Rothschild

Former trillionaire, now deceased. Killed by his grandson in psychic warfare aka the Cold War and the ghost of a WW3 that never came to be.

Jacob Rothschild was a mistake that was killed by his grandson, Bill.

by Draodan May 29, 2023

Jacob Carr

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.

Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.

by Bantsy September 24, 2019

Jacob Day

A tall cutie patootie with beautiful eyes and a smile that’ll make your heart melt.

Jacob Day might not even know how awesome he is but everyone else can see it. Definitely boyfriend material 🥰

by Person who watches tiktok June 7, 2022

Jacob Ferrell

Someone with a weak head game

"How was it?"
"Bad, it was like he was blind and had no hands just feeling for stuff he didn't know was there, he was a total Jacob Ferrell"

by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022

jacob penisbutt

When a guy named Jacob has a big butt and a dildo stuck to it

Last night I got a Jacob penisbutt

by Jacobpenisbutt October 8, 2017