A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners
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A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.
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Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
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