When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.
by Timmy J May 7, 2005
Get the steamy morning bacon pissmug. by JaneS September 25, 2006
Get the early morning ass blastermug. Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
by The Morphist April 7, 2015
Get the Virgin Mary Morning Sicknessmug. I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.
by Meremy Jerchelle September 29, 2008
Get the Pay my morning billmug. by madferit March 14, 2003
Get the what's the story morning glory?mug. A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.
by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022
Get the saturday morning cartoons on the tellymug.