AN 8TH GRADER WHO IS OVER SIX FEET TALL, IS NICKNAMED THE SHARP SHOOTER FOR HIS BALLING SKILLS, HEIS QUADRUPLE JOINTED IN HIS FINDERS, HENSE I PREDICT THAT HE WILL RANK #1 FINGER BANGER IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY. - THE VERY SIGHT OF HIS HANDS HAVE GIRLS ORGASMIC. ALMOST AS HANDSOME AS HIS DAD
by BFIFTY1FIFTY April 26, 2024

by Gofackyourself November 24, 2020

Ian is a person who has endless craving for turtles. Whenever Ian sees a turtle it's already digested before you blink.
by VeryGoodSourceOfInformation March 2, 2025

Just a plain ordinary nonce.
He loves kids, so plain and simple if he sees a lonely kid he will forcefully molest them and
Viciously bum them.
He loves kids, so plain and simple if he sees a lonely kid he will forcefully molest them and
Viciously bum them.
by HugoShmeat November 23, 2021

by Jake Oberon May 29, 2018

Expression used to describe the action of having an all nighter for school.
Preferably Asian kids pull an Ian
Preferably Asian kids pull an Ian
by Fearless Ambassador February 2, 2017
