insta-expert

noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.

"...and that's why"

"Good job, insta-expert."

by Bob Dolemite May 29, 2007

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insijs

An acronym for "I'm not saying, I'm just saying." The phrase is meant to assert the factual nature of a statement while disavowing personal responsibility for it. Or the opposite, sometimes it's ironic.

"You look terrible in that scarf. insijs."

by backlon January 4, 2008

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institutional masturbation

The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.

Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.

by Still Paying Student Loans April 11, 2008

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Instarrhea

Instant diarrhea. A violent form of diarrhea that consists of hot liquid shit ejected from the rectum within 10 minutes of eating any food containing dairy and/or grease, such as a cheeseburger or pizza.

Every time I eat at McDonald's I get instarrhea.

by Rosco Mishi Yaso June 18, 2008

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insomnity

The insanity that follows after several nights of being unable to sleep. Usually involves some kind of out-of-body experience or hallucination.
See: Fight Club

Oh, no, I think the insomnity's kicking in...

by Grokthought March 4, 2009

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