im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready

"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti

by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024

im that fluffy

the user name of the biggest asshat on the internet

Fuck of im that fluffy

by sternypickle January 12, 2018

im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

IME

Person who is weird, usually likes llamas. Drinker of beer and master procrastinator. General asshole with good sense of humor. Tolerable in small dosages.

Ime is day-drunk again pretending to be a galloping llama.

by Helen Wu April 3, 2017

im 6ft

I HAVE 5 BILLION IN THE BANK. FUCK PERIODS AND CRAMPS. I STAND WITH WOMEN’S RIGHTS

Im 6ft

by Hejkelelwlsld November 21, 2023

im cooked

If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.

"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"

by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024

im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh

means they wanna have seggs

person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?

person 1: ohhh yeaaa

by izzy_145 July 13, 2022