IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021

im fine

a thing girls say whhen they are mad at you

"hows your day?", "im fine"

by devynthesevenelevenworker April 4, 2022

im a skid

I called react a language and also stole code from red tiger tools!!!

Im a skid, so i called react a language and stole code.

by d1scammerprohacker March 2, 2025

holy fuck lois im cumming

it is a filler spam word to use whenever you dont agree with something and wanna say something. alternatives can also be used such as, 'Holy fuck stewie im shitting'

(1) "bro why do you always ignore me when i speak and say random shit"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"
"holy fuck lois im cumming"

by LilPro24 July 10, 2024

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 3, 2024

im on dat 500

When someone is so mad, they have surpassed all levels of madness.

Olivia: Jameka, you mad bro?
Jameka: I'm so damn mad, im on dat 500 right now.
Whitley: (cracks up)
Olivia: Wait...what!?

by odunc13 September 7, 2014