human popsicle

A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.

What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.
Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.
by 8Ball June 11, 2004
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No Human Decency

When you don't have Human Decency proves that when you're wrogn u dont own up to it you fucking cunt
by nicew April 18, 2021
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Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.
I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.
by Wildburr January 15, 2016
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Country Humans

If the anime Hetalia and Country Balls had a kid, they abandoned said kid and left the kid with the animation community on YouTube.
Country Humans is basically just Country Balls...
by WattpadWriter123 January 08, 2020
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Human Taco

A sex move often performed in the Southwestern portion of the United States, in which a female places a dildo in between her breasts. The male then cums onto said dildo to create 'sour cream'. Blood, often from a period, is used as 'salsa'. Feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. In extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. A commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. As a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.
My mom walked in on us while I was making my sister into a Human Taco.
by Jersey boy chad December 27, 2013
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human bean

+ hey tf is wrong with this tyler guy
- oh he’s a human bean that must be why.
by _anathemma_ September 28, 2021
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Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.
Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.
by Awesome sauce 69 December 03, 2020
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