HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!!

this person needs to hold sin kæft if his name is lauritz

HOLD NU KÆFT LAU!!!!!! DIN LILLE LORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by HOLDNUKÆF January 28, 2022

Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.

Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.

by Jim. Jones. June 7, 2025

hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan

by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

This prison... To hold... ME?

A cool line to say when you're Escaping unorthodox containment

The police: "Man I really hope that panopticon Held that guy"
Sisyphus Prime from the hit game Ultrakill by hakita: "This prison... To hold... ME?"
The police, Screwed: "Oh dear!"

by Mangler man the fan February 19, 2024

Holding A Football

Holding A Football

Holding A Football

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

hold this cannon

Hold my dick or suck it.

Jerry told James to : Hold this cannon

James: ofcourse I’ll suck your dick

by Prince tatted June 8, 2020