writing history

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.
"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"
by wallis92 July 17, 2017
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friend with history

An ex that you dont want to call ex anymore
"I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
by Daeara September 26, 2022
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clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 March 22, 2016
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history class

History class is probably the only class in school I like but let's be honest 9 times out of 10 we use this class as a bed because all we do in it is sleep but like I said it is interesting but once the lights in the class go off so does people's interest in the the subject.
me:I like history class but i'm gonna sleep
random: yeah same
by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021
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History's Hemorrhoid

History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump
Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 01, 2018
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tudor history

Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.
Peadophilia in the tudor history period.
by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 02, 2013
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tudor history

the best history. a totally different world. I could research Tudor history for the rest of my life.
guy: i love Tudor history

guy2:it is really good
by LadyElizabeth April 15, 2022
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