Mentally high

When you say some retarded shit while sober that would've been said if you were high

I am saying some stupid shit today that I feel like I'm mentally high.

by Ninja Yoshi October 20, 2019

High school

Where self-esteem, innocence and dreams go to die.

I was looking forward to being an adult but high school ruined it for me

by Comictroll December 9, 2021

high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.

Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!

by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013

Chance High

To reach a point of being so fucking high on acid, that you need to be in your room immediately. It doesnt matter how far you are from your room either, all thought and reason dissolve when you reach this point. You usually spend the rest of the night hearing terrifying sounds.

Man i need to be in my room - Friend One
Dude we're at the lake and i'm high on LSD - Friend Two
I need to be in my room now - Friend One
You're Chance high, you shouldn't have taken two tabs of that shit - Friend Two

Dude lets take a chance and take three tabs of LSD - Guy who wants to get Chance high

by Braydwag69 May 6, 2012

High School

The place where you become the person that you've sworn you would never become.

I remember when you said that you would never smoke pot, go out to parties and fuck every gut that you meet. Guess you went to high school.

by Rusemyth December 18, 2012

High school

A retarded verision of school we're total dick teachers break u down bit by bit

High school sucks

by Real_kitten_lov August 14, 2017

High School

Four years of absolute Hell, when you live in fear of being the butt of the jokes of many assholes who believe they rule the world.

Oh poor you. Welcome to high school, the worst four years of your life.

by Sherlock-Time-traveller February 21, 2017