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Kill a horse

To defecate, poop, or take a huge shit that leaves the bathroom smelling like someone just slaughtered and gutted a full grown horse.
I hate going to the bathroom when I’m not home but that lasagna at Linda’s house made me immediately kill a horse. She went in right after and assumed it was Betty. Wheew !! That was a close one!!
by Cainblack2004 August 25, 2019
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Horse Lover

When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.
Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night
by Ewis November 18, 2019
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murder horse

Someone or something that wants to destroy any and everyone in a literal or metaphorical term.
He was such a murder horse in that football game.
Hitler was a total murder horse towards the Jews.
by MutatedPredator July 6, 2016
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horse-jew

Claudia looks like a horse-jew.
by YourMomsOnPipe September 5, 2016
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4 Horses

When someone sends 4 horse emojis, that person is trying to tell you they want to have a foresome with you and your friends. A side definition is having a horse shlong.
Samber just sent me 4 Horses in emojis, he definitely wants a foresome, maybe he's packing too.
by Sussy S Supermarket January 20, 2022
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Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler
hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
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Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them
Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse
by Mrs. Chemotherapy Yoghurt December 26, 2022
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