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horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
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Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.
"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."
by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007
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horse trinkets

improved form of trinkets. commonly used in place of bull shit or any other expression of something being nonsense. Made popular by Vocal Status.
"Did Josh tell what he did last night"
"Yea, he's so full of crap that it's probably horse trinkets"
by Masseefect September 20, 2007
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horse stomped

A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.
That gangster just got horse stomped.
by Apete April 3, 2008
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Sysa horse

Sysa horse is a legendary animal. The sysa is derived from the turkish word sisa (sesa) that means smelly serf. In the schythian-nomad empire the sesa was the lowest grade. In many civilization (fe: the Kazar empire, the seleucid empire) siesa means horse-milker or sexton. Sysa horse is a magic platypus who killed the last king of the bloddy grapemans.
"Blackfoot" Marcus Siesa was a schythian-hun-arabian-parthian cohort who fighterd in the Danube basin against the romanian army. When a legionray attacked him he ate the agressor, but it vas just an old legend of sysa horse
by Dr. loverdon March 4, 2009
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sally horse

1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute

2. code word for nuts on your back

3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"

4. Kim from bus 5063
That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!

Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.
by Cherry Darling January 20, 2009
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horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.
I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.
by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013
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