horse-jew

Claudia

Claudia looks like a horse-jew.

by YourMomsOnPipe September 5, 2016

Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them

Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse

by Mrs. Chemotherapy Yoghurt December 26, 2022

horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.

As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.

by scodder May 2, 2010

Dark Horse

In the Unreal Tournament video game series a Dark Horse is like an Ace where a single player manages to eliminate the entire enemy team with the killing blow. Unlike an Ace the player needs to be the last person alive on their team while the entire enemy team is alive. The player must kill the entire enemy team alone to be a Dark Horse.

I can’t believe he just clutched that and got a dark horse... gg

by LuridFTW February 22, 2020

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

horse jar

When a guy and a horse cum in a jar and make a girl or a guy chugs the jar.

Jimmy and Crow cum in the jar and mix it around and make the wife jane drink the horse jar.(crow is the horse)

by Horse Jar Man August 8, 2017

horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013