Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

Cock-Hog

One who hogs the shuttle"cock" during a badminton game

Lauren!, Stop being such a "cock-hog" and let me hit it!

by GNGR215 May 22, 2011

HOG

HOG or Heart of Gold.

Someone that has purest form of intentions, and is simply being who they are.

That dude has a heart of gold. But let's not get too crazy, name it a HOG.

by Hellodali December 13, 2021

Hog

Male genitalia either measuring exactly, or exceeding 12 inches.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.

Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"

by Law+Order_svu42 December 13, 2019

Bush Hog

A lesbian

What do you call a lesbian with more than one lover? A Bush Hog!

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

Bush Hog

A derogatory term for a hick or country lesbian woman

That hick girl kept trying to hit on my girlfriend last night, what a bush hog.

by Sir I March 20, 2024