Mom: Tells dad to check on you
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
by Definer Andy August 31, 2019

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.
Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.
by QuacksO January 12, 2023

by kenjaminblinton June 27, 2016

by Ravieka February 7, 2009

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.
Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?
Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019

A: man, i was so frightened she would die, i literally shouted HEROES NEVER DIE!
B: wow, they gave her a big buff.
B: wow, they gave her a big buff.
by Socky123 October 1, 2017

by daiafragm December 8, 2024
