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Carefully, he's a hero...

How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.
Mom: Tells dad to check on you

Dad: Walks in mid fap

Me: Please dad don't tell mom

Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine

Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
by Definer Andy August 31, 2019
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auntie-hero

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.
Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.
by QuacksO January 12, 2023
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hero

Someone who passes you on the highway going way too fast.
"Oh look at this hero over here, he's gotta be somewhere".

"Hey, where's the fire, hero?"
by kenjaminblinton June 27, 2016
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Yesterdays Heroes

The coolest electrohardcore band everrr!

enjoys long walks on the beach, 360, and other fun stuff.
Man, have you heard the new Yesterdays Heroes song yet?!

www.myspace.com/printermoniter
by Ravieka February 7, 2009
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Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.
Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019
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heroes never die

When you revive someone as Mercy from Overwatch, she will shout "Heroes Never Die!"
A: man, i was so frightened she would die, i literally shouted HEROES NEVER DIE!
B: wow, they gave her a big buff.
by Socky123 October 1, 2017
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heroes battlegrounds

aids
cancer
hell
suicidal fuel
filled with clan rats
me: hey wanna heroes battlegrounds?
kurt cobain: 💀
by daiafragm December 8, 2024
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