half-shapp

to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping.

"Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or just half-shapp?"

by Jimmy Vanderball August 17, 2007

Half-Normal

The condition of being partially insane.

As my daddy would say, you're half-normal!

by H4xorLOL July 6, 2009

halfcup

Maybe a little bit

Are you crazy?

Halfcup

by Sillyboy18 May 4, 2009

half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.

"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".

by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009

Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.

Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.

by Koryizzle November 1, 2009

half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat

While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".

by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010

Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.

Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.

by dave namegah April 8, 2011