Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

hairy potta

When a woman has a insanely hairy muff that is the size of a pot holder. Women with this affliction often have the appearance of smuggling guinea pigs in their wears.

"Hey you porked Cindy right ? Holy shit, you see the hairy potta on that whore ? It took me 5 minutes to find her gash !"

by corn porn November 20, 2015

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 19, 2021

Hairy red discoball

The glowing from the light of a torch when one puts a torch against their testicles.

I went to a halloween party and a shrek cosplayer played with a hairy red discoball

by GummerPaladin November 30, 2021

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack March 18, 2016

hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act:

Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style

Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes

I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.

by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021

Hairy bits

Anything with hair on it or anything that can be described with hair on it.

Look at those hairy bits on that penguin.

by Kaifizzle July 03, 2010