Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 09, 2016

hair salon

A chill place where ppl gather to become more beautiful than we already are.

PLATINUM a relentlessly awesome salon. is a hair salon inSalisbury, NC

by twisted scissors January 31, 2014

Ugly Hair

It is so ugly that only a mom could love it, but she actually hates it!

No one likes your ugly hair kid!

by Mr. BlaBla dudie July 01, 2019

hair don't

A hair style that looks ugly. It derived from the term "hair do"

Shayla: u'z got a hair don't.
Maddelyn: o yea valerie got da wurs hair don't cuz hur hair be uglee.

by Luvicious July 16, 2011

birdnest hair

Type of hair that gets knots easily or the type of hair that is very hard to handle with. Or it can be used as an insult .

Poor gaby , she has birdnest hair , it must be so hard to take care of her hair. or , oof look at her hair it looks like a birdnest hahahahahahaha

by Kxrli December 15, 2017

Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

by SteelReserve July 10, 2013

Bunga Hair

Very thick, curly, frizzy, massively tangled up hair that resembles a Brillo pad or steel wool..the kind of hair that no one wants and will go to just about any extreme to change it. Humidity is it's worst enemy as it makes it frizz upward and sideways.

Steve: Hey Matt, look!! There goes that chic with the Bunga Hair...
Matt: Ahhhhh, man...what a mess, do you think she has crows nesting in it?
Steve: I thought I saw a crow eating a snake but it was actually a rat eating an eggplant...
Matt: Wow...that's some really Bunga Hair!!

by Jazzi Black February 24, 2012