goose

Someone who is being dumb in a silly way.

I was speaking to Jack you goose.

by NinjNames September 24, 2018

Goose

Cute little “innocent” fuckers known for attacking people

I heard a goose attacked Jerry yesterday, he barely made it out alive

by Almostbutnotquite November 16, 2019

goose

Luxemburgish slang for a girl or woman. Created by Ricky Ricardo back in 2015, the synonym is now commonly used in everyday conversations. The word has his orgins from the more spreaded word „gaus“.

„Wat eng fain goose!“
„Check der dei mal goose.“

by RR1998 February 14, 2019

Goose

Peace was never an option...

Hjonk, Hjonk Am Goose

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

America Goose

Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.

Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.

by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025

Goosed

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

by squid1161 January 21, 2020

mother goose

a caring person - like a mother, usually has a name like alaska, probably a vsco gorl, is chaotic; a mess.

me : i have the best type of friend, - she is the mother goose

by mintmyg October 30, 2019