Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 4, 2024
Get the Croatian flicker gooningmug. by Peter Pener March 13, 2025
Get the Flash Gooningmug. by BylrBr December 31, 2024
Get the jitter gooningmug. A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.
Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza”
by Hrhdisjehiduhdhdr January 4, 2024
Get the Goonmug. by Wh sole August 22, 2018
Get the Goonmug. When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
Get the Tampa Bay Flicker Gooningmug. by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024
Get the nelly-gooningmug.