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gold star

The act of applying gold glitter to someone's asshole as a complement. Usually applied in secret by sprinkling or blowing the glitter to a moistened brown star during oral sex, especially during random hookups or one night stands to let the recipient know you really enjoyed yourself and felt they went out of their way to blow your mind. The idea is that they don't realize they've received a Gold Star until long after the fact, such as when they remove their underwear or wipe their ass.
"I felt so dirty and used after hooking up with that random guy...Then I got home and realized he gave me a Gold Star. I guess he really did like me."

"I hooked up with a chick that did this amazing thing with her tongue I had never experienced before, so when I went down on her I gave her a gold star."
by Punsmith22 December 22, 2016
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golden geyser

The anal cavity of a female is opened wide for the insertion of urine into the spread ass whole, once the urine is inserted and makes a small pool of liquid composed of urine, of course, the female exerts gas from the anal cavity causing a burst of urine from the anal cavity resembling the eruption of a such geyser, gold of course being the color of urine if properly hydrated.
Mary Sue: Hey billy tonight im feeling an explosion coming on how about we make a good old fashioned golden geyser?!

Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
by thejokerni45 March 24, 2009
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Super Golden Cougar

Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.

***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.

In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.
by SRSGC April 5, 2007
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golden blumpkin

Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth
Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin
by Gino L. July 7, 2006
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Golden Poll

A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).

People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.

This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
by Mark teh Pirate November 9, 2005
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golden shower

I gave my boyfriend a golden shower last night. I just spreaded my legs wide open and pissed all over him.
by psychoshavon December 30, 2006
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Golden Baby

To unexpectedly stumble across something that you`re looking for. A gloriously lucky moment.
I woke up and got ready for work only to realise that it was saturday! golden baby i shouted
by Phil Martin November 14, 2003
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