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Cheddar Goblin 

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin
Cheddar Goblin by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

chit goblin 

“Dammit Kyle did you take my chits you damn chit goblin
chit goblin by Rockersock September 1, 2022

Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!

buttfuck goblin 

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.
buttfuck goblin by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Vape Goblin 

A nicotine addict who is constantly hiding in the bathroom (most likely in a high-school or office building) asking passerbys if they can hit their vape.
Guy 1: bro, did you see brooks earlier, he was in the bathroom trying to hit my vape.
Guy 2: bro, he's such a vape goblin.
Vape Goblin by Good-day166 September 12, 2022

Shit goblin 

That Meir is a goddamn shit goblin.
Shit goblin by It's Not David October 3, 2022