sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 04, 2022

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by September 27, 2020

Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly

She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in

by Goose the moose August 21, 2023

da Christmas goblin of leperchan land

a goblin that likes Christmas that comes from leperchan land

I am da Christmas goblin of leperchan land

by the 1234-anator January 21, 2025

foot goblin

A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.

Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.

by Belle boo April 22, 2023

vent goblin

My son

Have you ever seen Craig's vent goblin. He is dark!

by Thypurestandgreatestdadever March 31, 2024

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 09, 2023