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Friend Crush

1. When a person really wants another person to be their friend, it is called a friend crush.
2. When a person really wants to have sex with their close friend.

Usually used with Aquantinces and Inferior Listeners.
I had a friend crush on Karl last night; I couldn't sleep until 2:00AM.

I realized that Melissa is so hot! I think I have a friend crush on her.
by definition_composition123 April 17, 2016
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Friend Rape

When your Facebook or Myspace friend searches through your friends list for indirect and/or unshared friends.
Me: "How do you know this guy from my hometown?"

Out of state college friend: "Oh, they added me the other day, said they knew you."

Me: "Ugh, Friend Raped again."
by big Ol' Pseudonym January 28, 2009
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Friend zone

What assholes call being rejected by a potential sexual partner.

Often used by people who believe girls are objects, self-declared "nice guys," and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.
"Man, she put me in the friend zone."
"Dude, you are not entitled to get with her just because you were nice to her."
by biurban May 20, 2014
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Friend of Dorothy

Someone who bites the pillow; is known or suspected to have the ability of guessing the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.
by moochacho May 21, 2006
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Friend Bandit

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.
Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.
by Jefferson C July 8, 2007
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Friend Filching

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.
After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.
by Papa B February 13, 2008
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Friend Wreck

When your friend does something that ultimately ends the relationship, i.e. lies, steals, etc...
M: Did you hear that our mutual pal's divorce is going through, he just told me on Tuesday.
J: He told me his wife's moving here next month!
M: What a liar!!!! This is a total friend wreck.
by PBM2 November 9, 2009
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