Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
by уour mum April 2, 2025
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Get the A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A mug.Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Ginger Flavored Cocaine For Footballs<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
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When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
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