facebook dieting

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!

Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!

by jewboyguido August 2, 2010

thats a facebook

When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.

Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.

Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook

by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

Facebook jihad

A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.

When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.

by ratco June 18, 2015

Facebook obvious

When something is not said but known to be true via FB

What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?

We haven't told anyone. How did you know?

It was Facebook obvious

by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017

Facebook Season

If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.

'Are you stalking that girl from lecture online?'
"Yardy know it's facebook season!"

by AlphaSicarius September 20, 2018

a facebook friend

A term someone uses to hide the fact that they are cheating

I heard he is playing something with a facebook friend tonight.

by Not Warco July 27, 2019