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fag bag

Also known as a 'fanny pack'.

A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.

Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?
by loveboat March 26, 2007
mugGet the fag bagmug.

fag bangle

A gay man used as status symbol - alluding to being worn on the arm like a cheap trinket. Predominantly by a single, straight female who would be described as a 'fag hag'
"Come On Eddie, you don't need a fag bangle"<br><i>AbFab, Gay </i>
by Steve Powell December 11, 2003
mugGet the fag banglemug.

Clan fag

An individual in a clan within an online video game. Usually have little in the way of a life. Often known to use words such as nooband owned. Also known to use zero's for o's, p's for o's and 3's for e's.
Clan fag: I am so gonna pwn your ass n00b!
Normal person: What in god's name are you talking about?
Clan fag: WTF? FU l00z3r!!!
*Normal person kills Clan fag*
Clan fag: WTF??? hakorz!!! Uber n00b!!!!
etc...
by Jack McManus December 3, 2005
mugGet the Clan fagmug.

Fag sandwich

Andrew: me and the boys did a fag sandwich last night
Connor: faggots
by Connor cannoli November 27, 2017
mugGet the Fag sandwichmug.

fag dagger

The use of any gay related word in a negative connotation. It is often used as a response to idiotic statements, observations, ideas, jokes, etc. Fag dagger is often used in its shortened form "fag dag."
Dude 1: "Brad Pitt looks handsome in this picture."
Dude 2: "Dude, you are such a queer."
Dude 3: "Nice, fag dagger!"

or

Dude 1: "Shut the fuck up you homo!"
Dude 2: "Why you gotta throw a fag dag, man? My mom can hear you."
by citythatneversleeps July 24, 2009
mugGet the fag daggermug.

Fag panties

very feminine male underwear, such as the ones that you purchase in boxes with the shirtless models on the front.
Instead of purchasing Hanes, Billy decided to spend more money and purchase some fag panties
by JGUNS88 March 26, 2009
mugGet the Fag pantiesmug.

Fag-miring

When cock-y asshole kids stare at themselves in the mirror, and let their dead brain cells control and hypnotize them like a fucking parasite and keep them from getting their eyes off the mirror.
When a person is Fag-miring at their own god damn self, seriously need to somehow manage to get some help and find a way to, idk, like, digest those dead brain cells, however that could happen.
by SuperiorSteve64 October 12, 2019
mugGet the Fag-miringmug.

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