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fag bag

Also known as a 'fanny pack'.

A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.

Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?
by loveboat March 26, 2007
mugGet the fag bagmug.

fag bangle

A gay man used as status symbol - alluding to being worn on the arm like a cheap trinket. Predominantly by a single, straight female who would be described as a 'fag hag'
"Come On Eddie, you don't need a fag bangle"<br><i>AbFab, Gay </i>
by Steve Powell December 11, 2003
mugGet the fag banglemug.

Clan fag

An individual in a clan within an online video game. Usually have little in the way of a life. Often known to use words such as nooband owned. Also known to use zero's for o's, p's for o's and 3's for e's.
Clan fag: I am so gonna pwn your ass n00b!
Normal person: What in god's name are you talking about?
Clan fag: WTF? FU l00z3r!!!
*Normal person kills Clan fag*
Clan fag: WTF??? hakorz!!! Uber n00b!!!!
etc...
by Jack McManus December 3, 2005
mugGet the Clan fagmug.

Fag-miring

When cock-y asshole kids stare at themselves in the mirror, and let their dead brain cells control and hypnotize them like a fucking parasite and keep them from getting their eyes off the mirror.
When a person is Fag-miring at their own god damn self, seriously need to somehow manage to get some help and find a way to, idk, like, digest those dead brain cells, however that could happen.
by SuperiorSteve64 October 12, 2019
mugGet the Fag-miringmug.

fag o'clock

Any time of the day when any member of a group needs a cigarette break and all others must join him or her in the smoking area.
LJ - Dude, what time is it?
Sam - Fag o'clock?
LJ - Confirmed yes yes, see you at the smoking hut.
by Laura-Jayne October 22, 2008
mugGet the fag o'clockmug.

Gimme a fag

Hey man, gimme a fag, i wanna smock
by memokalel December 7, 2013
mugGet the Gimme a fagmug.

wanna fag

The way one asks another person whether later wants to smoke or not. European meaning; another interpretation "You wanna blow a fag"
- Hey, wanna fag?
- Let's go. *smoking outside*
by Shumix May 25, 2012
mugGet the wanna fagmug.

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