Disney ears

Similar to virgin ears, a phrase that suggests that the speaker is innocent and not used to hearing profanity or sexual references. Reflects Disney's notoriety for having excessively clean language and content in their films.

"Man, that hoebag is such a bitch!"
"Excuse me, I have Disney ears!"
"Sorry."

by Lauraptor March 22, 2010

magic ears

Someone who is exceptional at being able to decipher music lyrics.

I could never figure out what they were saying in the second verse of that song--you must have magic ears!

by SheCola July 22, 2011

The Earnhardt

The skid mark left on a woman's belly from tit fucking her.

"Dude! So I finally tit fucked that skank from the bar and I totally gave her The Earnhardt!"

by Madaxel122 September 29, 2012

soft earth

Term used by the mentally handicapped to prove points

You will live if you land on "Soft Earth"

by bluecheese31 September 3, 2016

hannah earnshaw

Fitttt

Hannah earnshaw is fit af

by HannahEarnshawSuperFan February 11, 2018

Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.

Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook

by Atnedr May 17, 2021

Fat Earther

a insult i just made up a few minutes ago to make fun of retarded flat earthers.

Derek: ''DUDE! MY MOM IS A FAT EARTHER!''
Tyrone: ''NO WAY! BRO....''

by TylerTheInventor October 2, 2021