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Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.
I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!
by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015
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tavern dump

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.
by OctobersFate August 22, 2011
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scooter dump

Scooter dump is a random selection of photos of someone’s life and their perception of it posted as content on Instagram. It’s like having a look through someone’s phone photo gallery.
Look at Lola’s scooter dump, it’s dope lit. Nice pics of a nice time. Challas.
by Lill Henk 050 March 7, 2022
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Dump Fest

When everything about something is dumpy
Me: Wtf, I can’t listen to my headphones and charge it at the same time

Nikki: nah, sis

Wow, what a dump fest
by Chode skye May 17, 2018
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Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee
I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.
by Shattenberg September 21, 2018
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Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.
"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"
by unevenair April 28, 2012
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Sumo Dump

When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.
I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.
by 15th round April 29, 2022
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