deuceitis

A severe case of diarrhea, commonly caused from eating tons of unhealthy food.

After eating 5 chili dogs back-to-back, Kevin had developed the most intense deuceitis of his life.

by emmaytrubl September 19, 2014

Deuce

A poop/shit
to drop a deuce is the same as taking a shit

BRB, gotta go drop a deuce.

by fghjklkjhgfdsdefcgvhb August 8, 2016

DeuceTime

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce

To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Forty Deuce

What you call the new 42 ounce bottle of Olde English Malt Liquor. The ones you can't break over some fools head anymore.

Brandon told Shane to go pick him up a Forty Deuce at the General Store because he is too busy knitting a sweater for this winter.

by OneBrownKlown July 7, 2018

Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019

dooce

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.

1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.

by simon January 31, 2005

chunkin the deuce

crackers give the peace sign, pimps chuck the deuce. so one more reason it aint cool to be white.
put up your index finger and and middle finger at the same time.

"yo whats up baby *hold up 2 fingers*

there you go you chucked a deuce

by DirtehMo July 2, 2005