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depression sex 

verb.

When two depressed people have sex which includes touching/kissing of scars, cuts, bruises or burns. A very sad and loving way of intercourse. Can also be categorized as masochistic.
"Jack was craving depression sex that night because of the things he had done."
depression sex by ghostlyChild March 5, 2016

beautifully depressing 

In my opinion, 'beautifully depressing' means whatever it is used to define an act or thing, that act or thing becomes so descriptive in itself that it causes you to become lessened in energetic spirits, but not in the bad way. It'd probably be the closest way to describe 'perfection' in the utter sense of the word....
Jimi Hendrix's freestyle version of "Hear My Train A-Comin'" is mellowed down and introspective so you can see into the Man himself, beyond his gimmicks and flashy style... In rock form, the concert version can be just as mesmerizing, but this particular version I'm listening to here is 'beautifully depressing'....

Vagina depression 

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.
girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"

depression 

the opposite way of approaching anger, sadness and madness.
me in such ways.
depression by branded February 19, 2004

Seasonal depression 

When winter finally ends and you realize on the first sunny warm day how sad you were in the colder weather and how great the warm weather makes your mood feel.
So glad I can wear shorts again, my seasonal depression is lifted

Post-Departure Depression 

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"