date-sitting

Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.

Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.

He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.

by marfita May 28, 2010

Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.

by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011

datebomb

a shocking piece of information shared that ruins an otherwise good date.

yeah my date with that hot chick was going great until she dropped the datebomb on me that she has 2 kids.

by arupaloka October 25, 2011

Date Balls

They are nicer, fancier, and classier balls that come out when you're on a special date. Most girls know whether or not you've got your date balls hanging down there or if you're still just packing normal boring balls. Girls will generally bring it up once they know they've come out too.

Kate immediately grabbed Drew's hand and pulled him back to her bedroom from the TV once she noticed that his date balls had come out.

by thehomie69 September 5, 2013

Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

Date Date Ditch

When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".

Poor Burbrady , was date date ditched by his putative forever-lasting tinder girlfriend Ingrid.

by ImagePampererMoribundMurdoch May 6, 2018

Date

Two people meeting each with an uncertain possiblity to meet again afterwards

She had a date with the Juggernaut

by Wisest Sage July 9, 2018