bumpty dance

To bump fuzzies with another.
The act of humping.

I could not walk or shit right for a week after kevin and I did the bumpty dance.

by Jaclyn Decarlo August 17, 2006

endzone dance

The celebratory ritual of dance, preformed by football players after scoring a touchdown.

Terrell Owens performed a ridiculously absurd endzone dance, despite his team trailing by 3 touchdowns.

by Michael Vincent August 19, 2007

dirt dance

The condition of being dead.

"I heard your grandmother is doing the dirt dance. She was a good woman"

by MRK March 24, 2006

Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.

Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.

by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009

brake dancing

the rapid succession of brake taps that one unconsciously gives when you're blasting a hot beat and you roll up to a stop sign/red light, giving the illusion that your car is dancing.

Driver: "hell yea. this my jam. WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN SCREAMING AHHHHH HEY-EY-EY… I'M SO PAID!"

Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.

by Big Oliver March 14, 2009

Dick Dance

The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.

Right when I was about to cum, Jasmen pulled her hands away so she could watch my dick dance.

by Difference Maker March 17, 2008

Hardcore Dancing

1.Dancing, only HARDCORE.
2.The kind of dancing you see the weird suburban kids from your school that always smell like BO and cloves doing. A subtle artform that manages to look uncoordinated, supremely lame and immensely queer, all at the same time. Popular hardcore 'dance moves' include the 'I'm flailing my arms about like a frightened kid in special ED!', The 'I'm piling myself on top of you but it's not gay because we're dancing and it's hardcore!' The 'When you can't dance, just roundhouse kick at random because it totally worked for the Spice Girls!' and the 'I'm going to be a virgin for a long time'.
3.The source of some of the funniest definitions I've come across on this site.

'Hardcore Dancing' makes me smile

by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005