Dave’s Creamery

A spot where girls go to get creamed.. especially girls with a name like Rachel

Yo, I gotta go meet Rachel at Dave’s Creamery I’ll met up with y’all later.

by Johnathan Equis January 30, 2019

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Later Dave

The new “Bye Felicia”

This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.

“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”

by Th3lok June 7, 2018

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daveed

a derogatory term to express frustration over something

instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"

Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet

by calculators4Life February 25, 2024

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Dave

Bad father, OK sperm donor and an awful husband. Uses too many drugs and drinks too much. You see him tell him he owes me $8000

Dave you still owe me child support for my son, someone else is raising.

by CaliStarLove1121 May 30, 2022

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Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

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The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

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