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Dark Side

Term originated in Star Wars: the Old Republic where you got Dark Side and Light Side points as a result for your actions. The display screen for those was also very "in your face".

Since Dark Side points were often given for actions that were morally good, but went against the wishes or teachings of the Jedi Order, "Dark Side" as a pun started to be applied to IRL actions that were in any way advantegous or convenient to the person voicing them.
Person 1: "I can't be bothered to study anymore... I'll watch some TV."
Person 2: "DARK SIDE!!!!"

Person 1: "What a nice day! I think I'll get off work early and have an ice cream!"
Person 2: "DARK SIDE!!!"

Person 1: "For once, I didn't clean my apartment this weekened, but played 30 hours of video games!"
Person 2: "DAAAAAARK SIIIIIIDEEEE!!!!!!!!"
by dimhoLt October 18, 2012
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RAINBOW IN THE DARK

Like a Rainbow In the Dark, Lindsey Graham is hiding in the Senate cloakroom.
by Ben Sha-P-Word June 23, 2021
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Dark Matter

The dark skin near/on your genitals, usually starts at the juncture of the leg and crotch area.
Someone with baggy shorts is climbing a ladder above you, you look up and see their dark matter.

Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
by Reichull August 23, 2011
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Dark Squire

Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)

A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*
by NiffuMNeJ November 1, 2009
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Dark Sausage

One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
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Dark-sided

someone who is a huge queen with a larger than life personality and a fabulous wardrobe. Sexuality, race, and gender do not matter, although it is usually reserved for Drag Queens.
My costume for Pricsilla, Queen of the Desert, is sooo dark-sided.
by Trantasia July 14, 2011
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