F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

S.A.N.D

S.A.N.D Suck A Nigga's Dick, the name of a very dangerous gang inspried by the song "slob on my knob" they're taking over the streets of florida slowly but surely.

Jack: OH HELL NO S.A.N.D IS BACK IN TOWN
James: HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFES
Jack: AND HIDE YO HUUUUUUUSSSSSBANDS cause they rapeing ere'body out her.

by thetriplebubble May 14, 2011

S.Y.A.D

"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.

"Everyone, sit down and shut up!"
-But, Mr.Carr I need to-
"Louis!"
-What?
"S.Y.A.D!"

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

by qjns? April 7, 2019

S.W.E.D

Smoke.Weed.Every.Day

Dude, I s.w.e.d.! Do you?

by Corrine S.W.E.D March 15, 2007

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

its pronounced whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es and its nice

-hey
-whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
-?

by ThePhantomxD January 26, 2019

S.M.W.D

Suck My Wiggly Dick

male: S.M.W.D

Female: Okay

by tinymeow20005 February 12, 2018