cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Myles from Holy Cross

Ogadoiii! Where to start? Myles? Hm. Dys the sweetest caramel man out here 8"piggy. He fucking anything and don't say! That man suhhweeeetttttttttt

" look Myles from holy cross dey, lewwe go na!"
"Nah fuck he with he slow ass"
"Hahaha, you just mad he fuck you and leave you."

by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021

cross

hottest fucking man alive

“hey cross sex me now”

by KingAsf November 28, 2020

Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.

"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?

by Bodhei April 9, 2019

Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.

"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.

by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021

Cross

a ball pass made across the field in the direction of the center, near the opponent's goal.

Cole scored from Beckham's low cross.

by Arminkshipper June 30, 2024

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022