Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

CripGame

gang activity that will benefit u and u will be proud of.. essential, Basic, fundamental principles

I got my CripGame on last night, shoulda seen it

by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020

CripyTheCat

a guy on discord and minecraft thats addicted to egirls

me: hey dude wanna play hypixel?
guy : no im chatting with egirls leave me alone
me: are you CripyTheCat?

by ahah very cool name April 27, 2020

Crippled Rat

An example of when a crippled is mean to you you can say “ stfu crippled rat.”

Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”

- Caleb Ross

by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020

Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020

crippymama

A mama is his hella crippy no cap on my mama

A yo blood on my mama I’m gonna get you a big fat crippymama

by Ian yo September 20, 2020

Criplord

A disabled person that owns a large group or community of disabled/diverse people. A disabled person followed by other disabled people.

"Did you know mike was a Criplord? apparently he has a community with over 500 people!"

by Twitch the Ticcer September 26, 2020