When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘
(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

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This superduper cop called the FBI because she thought Her mother, father, brother and aunt were Thinking of criminal activity. Just thinking of a thought.
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I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
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