Clock It

A "sassy" or sophisticated term to express someone agreeing with another person in a situation.

Person 1 - The earth is flat

Person 2 - The earth is actually round

Person 3 - Clock it!

by zayy._27 September 12, 2025

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022

Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.

Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!

by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023

cloud,clock

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by cloud clock December 12, 2020

Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

Gyat o' clock

This is a special time reserved for taking care of your gyat. This means many things, trimming it, washing it, enhancing it and training it. these are only some of the many ways to take care of your gyat. Many spend their lives traning their gyats for the holy Gyatt-olympics, a fierce contest to find the greatest gyat lurking amongst humanity.

Hey wanna get a drink later today.
Sorry can't it's gyat o' clock time.
Oh no worry i could use some trimming as well. Bye

by Antipekka January 4, 2024