dirty change purse

The act of inserting one's testicles into a woman's anus, pulling them out, then inserting them into her mouth. The testicles resemble a dirty change purse or coin purse.

The other night I asked my girl if we could do the dirty change purse, and she said yes!

by Vinny Two Time July 25, 2010

if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan

a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

by smores21 July 19, 2012

2 fingered mexican oil change

When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.

She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.

by Kevin Benson December 30, 2007

changas

Not Good, Weak, Bunk.

say you buy somthing and it's not what you expected,it's weak not good.it'changas.

by 1mera4 February 29, 2008

changing the weather

When you don't like the weather of the current place you are in, so you hop in your private jet and go to another place aka changing the weather

Its cold as shit man so i'm changing the weather cause i'm so rich and going to Florida!

by WeatherBuddha January 5, 2014

chang

can be used as a noun or verb.
To be cheap with purchases and/or friends. Manipulative, but extremely gullible, match-maker/home-wrecker, intelligent, but not likely, funny, but not when they mean to be.

G1: Hey man, can you buy me some weed? I'm broke
G2: Fool, I know you have money! Don't chang it up! Broke my ass...
G1: Lol, you got me!

G1: Hey man, thanks for hooking me and my girl up.
G2: Actually, can I have her instead?
G1: Wtf man, don't be such a chang!

by wehatespamming January 25, 2011

Chengover

The annoying feeling you get "the morning after" you consume terrible chinese food.

Dude...that sesame chicken we got from "Rice King" last night gave me the worst chengover I have ever had.

by Rikirikardo August 13, 2008