cheese binge

a day or period of time when you eat almost nothing but cheese; usually results in consipation

Teddy: Hey dude, wanna go on a cheese binge together?

Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.

by BballRob3663 November 03, 2008

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020

schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 22, 2018

frumunesan cheese

Dried cum residue.

Vanille looked in the mirror to find frumunesan cheese on her forehead and around her lips. A hoe fo sho...

by yo pimp, mua fucka April 30, 2010

cheese tiddy

Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.

Person 1: Yo I'm trying to beat this level and it's so buggy, it's literal cheese tiddy.

by VoidCrypt September 19, 2020

Halo Cheese

That heavenly ring of dick cheese (smegma) around a male’s bellend.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a delightful pungent serving of halo cheese.

I need to shower. The halo cheese is getting thick.

I could smell his halo cheese before the boxers were off.

by Dick Onchin December 05, 2020

Grate the cheese

A long sequence of smaller farts in quick succession.

"Did you just grate the cheese in the cereal aisle?"

by Meadowmaggot October 26, 2014