Football cut

Similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma's and/or mom's with blonde hair. The hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. They get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.

Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"

by rPysh February 7, 2017

Baby cut syndrome

When your self harm doesn't seem valid since it isn't deep enough. (Slang)

Sarah: I cut myself yet I don't think that's a problem. I mean they aren't that deep!
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome

by Yipeers September 25, 2022

Tilted Bowl Cut

it is a hairstyle that is, in essence, a tilted bowl cut. this hairstyle has been made famous in the San Diego skate scene. Usually a derogatory term. Can be abbreviated to TBC.

"Dude, Brett's hair is so retarded"
"Yeah, he is such a tilted bowl cut"

by BatmanJesus March 12, 2010

cardboard cut

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

by Mel March 22, 2006

like your cut g

Slaps someone’s head when they get a new trim

I like your cut g!

by Peepeepoopooqwerty September 20, 2020

in the cut

"In the cut" primarily refers to a location that is secluded or hard to find. It can be used in both urban and rural areas. In a metropolitan setting, a house or store that’s “back in the cut” would be in a place off the main drag, perhaps in an older or run-down neighborhood. Likewise, in the country when someone’s house is “out in the cut” it generally means that person’s house is off the map (far away from town, gravel roads, etc.)

Livin “down in the cut” isn’t necessarily a bad thing. You can throw some bangin-assed parties when there’s nobody else around to complain about em.

Guy1 “Trey’s party was off the hook!”
Guy2 “Really, where was it? I couldn’t find the place...”
Guy1 “It’s back in the cut, on Bent Street”

by Alan King July 1, 2004

Chat and Cut

Coined by the comedic genius Larry David; the act of feigning sincerity with someone you barely know (and/or even like), and employing trite conversation, in order to cut into a line (i.e a buffet, movie theater, unemployment, etc.)

Do you see what's going on here? This woman is completely doing a Chat and Cut to get ahead in the buffet line.

by MrMPCOPE August 8, 2011