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Crust Issues 

When someone eats the pizza and leaves the crust.
Bro #1: Bro, you gonna eat the crust? It's the best part.

Bro #2: Naw, bro. I got crust issues.
Crust Issues by Mike CK July 6, 2011

eye crust 

Boogers in or around your eye in the morning.
Shit! I can't open my left eye there is eye crust all over it!
eye crust by zosow25 February 28, 2009

Jesus Crust 

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.
Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.
Jesus Crust by pepperman7 September 5, 2011
A crust that is so crunchy and perfect that any, and all, desires for another food to be eaten that day are null and void.
This chicken is so crussy, it's perfect.
Crussy by **** ***** ****** August 10, 2021

Slut Crust 

The undesirable reminisce left behind after a girl has allowed multiple guys to have sex with her in one night or in any period of time she goes without showering.
Did you hear about how she let those guys run a train on her? she has major slut crust!

That nasty hoe hasn't washed in weeks, I cant even imagine all of the slut crust she has collected
Slut Crust by MiAm0r May 13, 2010

Crust Lord 

Someone who you can tell is lacking proper hygiene and is generally greasy. Originated in Coal Grove, OH.
Man, that kid is such a freakin’ CRUST LORD, his hair looks like it’s solid!